STEP ONE: Brunch like your life depends on it!
This was at the Waffle Window, but I’m not endorsing any specific brunch place for the simple reason that I know any brunch in Portland is 1000x better than brunch anywhere else.
STEP TWO: Visit all your favorite flowers for photo shoots.
In real life, these flowers are 1994 incarnate.
Usually I detest anything evocative of gradients, but these flowers make it work.
I see you hiding, wispy little blue flower.
Flowers on tree, flowers near tree.
STEP THREE: Say goodbye to your favorite chickens.
STEP FOUR: Throw yourself a fabulous farewell party!
Thanks for making my wish come true, neat Portland friends!
STEP FIVE: Say goodbye from afar (otherwise you may never leave).